Someone's fax machine has been harassing my cell phone (and in turn me) relentlessly.

I want to kill someone.

How many fucking times does it take for you to realize that not only am I not the person you are trying to fax, but even if I somehow am, ITS NOT WORKING.

GO DIE.

Took a handful of frosted flakes and dropped them into my upturned mouth... I felt one drop onto my cheek by accident, and as I turn my head down, and reach my hand up to take it off, it falls... and i catch it midfall between forefinger and thumb. It was the most badass I felt all day. Woo ( Read more... )

Fun Fact: Pineapple remains, when left in a garbage bag, grow fresh blood.

A Fact: Middle aged women who work at Longs very well may have a background in working at Safeway.

Boring Fact: It takes one Me to change a lightbulb.

Also!: Dark meat is different from meat that is dark. KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN DECIDING WHAT TO EAT.

Today was a day of much conflict. I fought with my internet (lost the battle, won the war), I fought with html (a peculiar victory), I fought with my phone (who calls me at 9am? also, tech support is dismal failure every time), I fought with the freezer (I think it won), and perhaps most significantly I fought with my meal (I lost ( Read more... )

Due to needing sleep, I was unable to make the experiment/meal I was planning on creating. It's based on the idea that the more ingredients in something, the better it tastes... so I'm going to use lots and lots of ingredients. I think 9 in total, but possibly more. I am also going to make oatmeal cookies, to utilize the oats that have been sitting ( Read more... )

Something about a big reunion of people or something, and some stuff I dont remember. Two sisters wearing swimsuits, and the younger one's was way too skimpy for her age, but we were on a farm anyways and there was nowhere to go swimming. Lots of stuff I dont remember. I was a lifeguard and it was really boring and I didn't know what I was doing ( Read more... )

Antiworld Outdoor Festival 3 Days 6/7/8 July 2007
(http://www.antiworld070707.com/)

If some of us went to this, that would be so. fucking. cool.

Just some names that pop out on the list:
Infected Mushroom
Shpongle
Hallucinogen
Psy Craft
Hot Chip
Pendulum
And there's got to be at least a hundred others.

It's far away, making it not cheap, but just think how ( Read more... )

It's interesting how many things I've started in photoshop, and then got frustrated with them or tired of them, or couldn't figure out where I wanted to go with them. Some of them I hardly even remember working on, much less how I necessarily achieved effect I did. It's a good thing though... when I'm not feeling inspired to start something new, ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about moving away somewhere. Not right now, I'm not going to abandon Max in Santa Rosa, forcing him to pay the full rent until he moves out, but possibly either at the beginning or the end of summer. My parents don't want me living at home until I get a full time job, and even when I get a job I don't want to live there except perhaps ( Read more... )

http://www.filecabi.net/video/killerwhitey.html
What.