It's easy to kill two deadly sins with one chocolate chip muffin. If I knew what you looked like, I could convince you that you're attractive no matter what. But I have no way of knowing. So you're on your own.
Matthew, wtf, I have been eating so much lately too. It started ever since it got cold again, and I can't stop. You make me laugh out loud. Whenever I am full and feel like a total fatass I eat pickles just to have to satisfaction of eating something, anything! I'm not thrilled with the Diet Dr. Pepper to wash it down though. I went to Chicago a while ago, and I got these awesome pickles like I had in Poland, except they were in jars! The substance in which they are pickled is called brine, and in Poland you buy them straight out of giant barrels. I used to buy them by the kilograms! Wow, blah blah, mm?
Can you give me the recipe for Polish pickle soup? Or is it something bopski and bopcha will never let free into the outside world. I remember you telling me about it and me drifting off in ecstasy.
that doesn't sound as lame as you probably think it did. i tried to call you tonight but i fucked your number up somehow. what are you doing tonight (tuesday)? i will work on really calling you. xo.
i was there for an hour and a half! old mentally disabled men were hitting on me and telling me about how they found an address to charles manson, so they've been sending him letters. kendra eventually came and got me. stinky poopoo.
i got my phone back. 540-3029. call a bitch, willya!?
Yeah, I've been living on diet ginger ale and americanos to get the gut to stop expanding from all the beer I've been consuming for the last couple of weeks. Not eating anything is probably what's been making me feel so shitty lately, which means that since I haven't drank for two days (TWO DAYS!) I've been feeling a lot better. Hmm.
And I have to ask, how does one play "Shout About Movies!" ?
Be strong this holiday season. 2006 is going to be "our year."
You haven't seen the commercials for Shout About Movies? For some reason, I can't picture you watching TV ever. I can almost see you approach a television set, sniff it cautiously, and proceed to whack it a few times before exiting the living room in fear! TV is so east coast.
Anyway, it's a DVD game where you get a clue and have to shout out the correct movie title. I was pretty good at it. I got Mrs. Doubtfire right away.
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And as for the binge eating, you are not alone, my friend. Something about the winter months just turn me into a lazy glutton.
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Can you give me the recipe for Polish pickle soup? Or is it something bopski and bopcha will never let free into the outside world. I remember you telling me about it and me drifting off in ecstasy.
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i tried to call you tonight but i fucked your number up somehow.
what are you doing tonight (tuesday)? i will work on really calling you.
xo.
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i got my phone back. 540-3029. call a bitch, willya!?
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And I have to ask, how does one play "Shout About Movies!" ?
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You haven't seen the commercials for Shout About Movies? For some reason, I can't picture you watching TV ever. I can almost see you approach a television set, sniff it cautiously, and proceed to whack it a few times before exiting the living room in fear! TV is so east coast.
Anyway, it's a DVD game where you get a clue and have to shout out the correct movie title. I was pretty good at it. I got Mrs. Doubtfire right away.
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