Gigantic Schlongs

[hyperventil8]

Friday afternoon the weather was somber, so I went to the NHTI campus library to access the internet and check out the eye candy, as I oft do. I ended up snagging an impromptu ticket to the Obama rally that just happened to be scheduled for 6pm that day. After waiting in line in the rain for a half an hour, I was shuffled into the auditorium where

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[zomething]

So you just eat the spaghetti out of the box? Like, as a snack?

P.S.

[zomething]

I'm your biggest fan. Quite literally, as I just weighed myself at Publix.