So, a former colleague of mine from Ye Olde Draught House of Alamo wrote this today. I re-post it here because (I think) it's brilliant.

Courtesy of Ms. Teighlor Darr

The Illusion of ChoiceOstensibly, it's an insult to say that people will be voting for Barack Obama because he's black. Early on in this incredibly protracted election year, I ( Read more... )

I will always know the "Airline Safety Announcements" and "Euphemistic Language" routines by heart.

We've lost another giant today.

I'm just glad he didn't have to live through another presidential election.

Godspeed, Mr. Carlin. I dare say we're pretty fucked without you.

Well... It's been a fun two years.

For those of you who I didn't call at 5 o'clock today, huge news! After two years of faithful service, the Alamo Drafthouse has decided that I'm no longer a viable member of the workforce or whatever fluffy bullshit jargon they're using to say "shitcanned" these days.

yyeeeah.

...that is all.

The title is actually pretty appropriate. I can't think of a better word to describe it than "Incredible."

If I had two words, I'd say, "Fucking Incredible."

Just go see it already.

I'm goin' to Albuquerque for three days.

This is my excited face.

I thought that they were angels,
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
And headed for the skies

Singing, "Come sail away,
Come sail away
Come sail away with me...

...Dr. Jones"I don't have anything resembling a frame of reference, but I'm pretty sure this is what date rape must feel like. I seriously feel like I just got punched ( Read more... )

Thanks to the aforementioned dogs, I can't get back to sleep. Which sucks, because I didn't get to bed until... well, late.

( So I swiped this from Jennet )

( Ganked from Lynn specifically to kill time at work )

Watch this.

Trust me.

Click to view

Has he lost his mind ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful best friend.

Kelley, darling... you're always there for me, and you've never, ever judged me. All I've ever received from you was unconditional love and friendship.

And I sincerely hope you'd say the same of me.

So here's to your first quarter-century completed. Here's to at least a couple more.