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Nose Meat - On Sale This Week!
Not more than three days ago I had a beloved client come in. Manners aside, this person got off work and was extremely sick. He didn't look well, he was pale and hacking a lung up, and it was obvious that he should've just gone home or sent someone else in to pay his bill. It took a a while before they realized that hacking all over me was not the ( Read more... ) -
Bitter Song - The I-Don't-Give-a-Fuck Ballad
Have you ever looked at your position in life? Your age, your family, your job, friends, money, pets, everything and actually wrapped it all together, and were suddenly hit with the realization: This is not where I wanted to be...
When it hits you its like a ton of bricks in a burlap sack being carried by an evil troll who lives to knock the crap ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
By Friday evening, I was a nervous wreck. My stomach had so many butterflies in it I could've just floated away, but managed to stay grounded long enough to fill my tank up and head out to the DOT headquarters where the classes would start. I got there about a half an hour early, and was welcomed in about fifteen minutes after I arrived. And thus I ( Read more... ) -
Fat Free Hot Chocolate
Upon first waking up to the sounds of footsteps for my 'neighbors' upstairs, I find I've woken at exactly 6:19 AM ( Read more... ) -
Just a little bit much!
Being positive in a world surrounding you by negativity is a daily battle of demons. When you're a kid, your day only gets horrible because of small things - you missed out on dinner, no pool time because mom is too busy, or you got s freakin sunburn being outside for too long. You don't even think about bad things when you're a kid because you ( Read more... ) -
Updates that are Completely Unecessary
So, yesterday around closing time, I had a home to write and while we were in the midst of writing the home, the phones started ringing off their cradles with message requesting I call back immeadiately. The client in front of me, which was a dear friend as well, looked at me with the most pity I've ever seen from another person, to which I could ( Read more... ) -
Old Soul
When I worked at Starbucks, around the time when I was eighteen or so (give or take, I can't remember exactly how old I was when the question was asked), I had a younger gentleman ask me how old I was in a vague attempt to flirt with me. I was flattered by his attempts, but was more curious about his intentions. I gave the Trap Challenge every ( Read more... ) -
Plausible Deniability
One of the most intimate moments I've ever spent with a man I liked happened around when I was 16 or 17, and it was the fiance of a good friend who I was crushing on hardcore. This guy was my size (super short for a guy), loved to ballroom dance (and was teaching me swing and tango), had a quirky weird personality, and knew how to be a friendly ( Read more... ) -
Only Cute When You're Angry
Last night while trying to bring myself over the brink I was visciously shut down by a partner in crime. The back of my head symphathized with the poor bastard and kept swatting at me to leave him alone. The other half got so mad, it took images of angry sex to finish my business. For the next hour or so I lay there stewing in this pot of nothing ( Read more... ) -
Wreck
So thanks be to a dear friend of mine, she let me borrow this fantastic thing from her website (I ASKED! Its okay!). I love this post she did for her website - Inspiring and dark.
From the recesses of GS come Wreck!
She was told she was a wreck monday morning.
Her clients brashly accused her of doing her job and failing miserably even in the wake of ( Read more... )