So, let me think. First I was very small. Then I was in a woman's body. Now I get to be a pirate. Great.

What am I supposed to do now? Rape and pillage?

[ picture here, as I am quite lazy ]

I can sum up a giant costume party in about two words.

"No thanks."

I very much dislike this rain. Normal rain is fine; you can navigate through that with a few adaptions, but tropical rain literally falls to sheets.

... I think I might be getting too used to this island, surprise of all surprises.

It's been awhile since I posted in this. So I guess I felt obligated to.

Sakura-san, I can have you over for dinner anytime... so just say the word and I'll get ready.

It's nice to be male again, no offense, Renge-san. (Kaito-san, if I see any blackmail photos I will find them and burn them. I am not joking.) It could have been worse...

I wonder if ( Read more... )

This is only slightly uncomfortable. I am now in a girl's body. To top it off, I don't know the girl whose body I am currently inhabiting. Renge, I think it is?

I'll try to return your body to you unharmed, Renge-san. Just a word of advice... but if you see a redhead, looks about ten, awfully puppet-looking...

Don't bother talking. Just run. Judging ( Read more... )

I'm freaking small.

Now would be a great time for somebody to stick a kunai in my back. I'd thank you for it. It's extremely difficult to type when you're probably twenty centimeters, tops.

I'm never going to go into the snow ever again, at least not on this island.

After thinking, some things I should tell people -

Sakura-san: I thought about what we talked about. I can't believe it, but I think I'll follow your advice.

Sasori: You disturb me. It's... You know what? You should just stop talking to me.
On a second thought, don't. Just stop being creepy about it.

Kaito-san: You're worrying me in a not so bad way, ( Read more... )

...

I don't believe I know half of these people.

...

And Kaito-san came up twice.

Edit:since this stupid thing cannot be taken seriously...and I think I'm mental today'Sonotapirate,' whoever you are: Don't, I dislike chocolate. Vanilla's okay though ( Read more... )

{{ Alright, Neji's been forcibly given truth serum, so ask him any question and he'll answer truthfully. Two questions per character. Or if you've met my other two characters (
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I've met several new people here, and have come to a conclusion: most people here are hopelessly and sickeningly optimistic. (Yes, I mean you, Kaito-san.) Or in love, which is equally hopeless, albeit less sickening. And there are a few that are just hopeless and sickening in general. (Yamanaka ( Read more... )