There is this total douche of a guy named Tucker Max who wrote a book called "I hope they serve beer in hell" its basically about his drunk escapades (sp?) during law school and all the women he treated badly. Though highly offensive, this guy is a great story teller and I thought the book was a good read. It's now being made into a movie. Starring ( Read more... )

Carry my casket - m4w

I have come to a realization that I don't have many friends. That means when I die I won't have enough people to carry my casket. I believe the minimum number of pallbearers is six. I've also got a very small family, so they won’t do. I can't do any exact math on the numbers of available people because by the time I die I won't ( Read more... )

Hey Washington, I think I'm done with you for awhile, you keep letting me down.

oh  my god funniest thing ever!

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/14/10-items-you-think-make-you-cool-but-dont/

"No taxation without representation"

What do I get for my federal taxes? Our public schools are failing, Social Security is insolvent, Medicare & Medicaid are run by a corrupt government that uses taxpayer money to overpay the corporations that run it. Our military is in shambles, our economy is on the brink of complete collapse and all our leaders ( Read more... )

im moving home. spokane just doesn't do it for me anymore. may 1st.

so im getting some ink done. i need some feedback ( Read more... )

amy winehouse won a GRIP of grammys. and shes supposed to be in rehab! no one likes her. britney is WAY better. i love britney. i wish she was at the grammys instead.

i fucking love maroon 5.

so i just watched a walk to remember because it was on tv. the last time i saw that movie i was dating rob layton. circa 2002. yikes. um, it is sooo sad. but at the same time SOOOO CORNY. but shane west, such a babe! why does mandy moore always have the hottest costars? walk to remember, saved, because i said so? she's kind of annoying ( Read more... )