A Fanfic Collaborayshun

[i_hate_crawly]

When a was writing my drabbles snarkyperson and draconn_malfoy said that I should humiliate that angel shagging virgin Crawly by writing a fic in which an angel takes his virginity. The idea made me sick to my stomach, but I thought that I should expand my creative horizons by writing it, so I got my beta reader to write the really sickening bits and this is therefore a

Comments

[anthony_crowley]

WHAT THE FUCK, LIGUR?

You seriously need to get over this obsession you have with me. I have never had sexual relations with an angel and if I did, it wouldn't be as a sub... I won't even bother to correct everything else that's wrong with this story.

Look, I'm never going to sleep with you, so stop pouting in public. You're just not my type and it'd never work out between us.

[dreya_uberwald]

A part of me suspect that I should be worried by how much I enjoyed that fic... though most of me acknowleges that I'm way past that point

[vulgarweed]

It's charming the way you cling to the last shards of your innocence.

It's a trip, isn't it? She's great with making those unlikely premises...sing.

[chelonianmobile]

I know, Dreya old buddy. I'm scared too. I liked it even though I still don't know which Nazgul is supposed to be which.

[i_hate_crawly]

Yeah, but it's me wot provides them with their crack disgusting stories about you. 'Sides, I reckon that the only reason they don't ask me to write about my amorous adventures is 'cos their afraid of the lust wot it would incite in them.

Oh, bleedin' eaven my beta's started looking nauseous again.

[anthony_crowley]

Yeah, but if you're writing these stories "for them" that means that you're thinking about me having sex. All the time. For hours. You concentrate on it. It's just not healthy. What would Dr. Darryl say?

[i_hate_crawly]

Wot, you sayin' that writin' about you an' some angel is one of them 'Freudian' things. Bleedin' 'eaven, that's disgusting. Where's Dr. Darryl when I need 'im, last fing I heard was that he had moved to somewhere in Mongolia without telling nobody where abouts he was going, but he's proving difficult to track (anybody would fink that he didn't want to 'elp me an' Hastur 'ave a more fulfilling relationship).

Still though, I can't stop writing now. I need the praise and exultation wot my fangirls give me

[chelonianmobile]

There ARE strings attached. If we don't praise every word, we get violated by a tentacle monster.

Well, okay, Sugarplum doesn't actually violate people, at least as far as I know. But having a giant cephalopod pour out of your disc drive is mentally disturbing enough. Not to mention the awkwardness of having to explain the slime all over the carpet. My parents thought I'd been sniffing glue and spilled it, though I don't know what they thought about the fish smell.