Got tired of my job. All those other patrolmen take the job way too seriously. Yeah, it's important, but being so anally by-the-book isn't good for the job, either ( Read more... )

Pounding on those ridiculous melons was anything but a good time. Seems like they require damn stupid requirements and more luck than I've got. Eh, memories or not, screw that. Not like eating them's all that important for me, either.

...Man, it's been boring here. Getting one-upped by fruit sure as Hell didn't fix that any. I need something to do.

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*Can be found outside laying on the wharf, napping in the sun before and after the entry ( Read more... )

Bitch, bitch, bitch. Why don't you people take some control and actually DO something for once instead of just complaining ( Read more... )

Despite enjoying the free life of a lazy bum, I've got myself a job now. Saw an opening for a patrolman and I figured their work depends on people causing trouble, so I should still have plenty of free time; so long as people aren't more stupid than usual, anyways ( Read more... )

Everyone's back to normal. Guess everyone whining about being stuck in someone else's body forever must feel like real asses ( Read more... )

And here I thought I was too lazy to tick off the higher powers around here. Guess even they get bored, eh ( Read more... )

Who was the brilliant jackass that destroyed my door ( Read more... )

Obnoxious women in their underwear, a sentient island, and more noise than I'd ever care to hear ( Read more... )

It's like this place is doing what it can to keep people from learning about it ( Read more... )