Silent Bob

[i_330]

There's a million fine looking women in the world. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

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[cutinhalfblues]

good lord, there is so much wrong with that statement.

[i_330]

Hahaha, you would think so.

[cutinhalfblues]

But seriously though, did you post it out of sarcasm and/or disgust? Like when you post quotes from Coulter and shit?

[i_330]

I posted that in dead seriousness. Have you ever seen Clerks? Perhaps not. This line comes near the end of the movie, and is Silent Bob's only line. Dante, the main character, has a nice girlfriend that is devoted to him, as evidenced by her bringing him lasagna at work and rubbing his back. At the beginning of the movie, he hears his ex-girlfriend is engaged, and he is upset. Later on, his ex-girlfriend, who is better looking than his current girlfriend, arrives saying that she is leaving her fiance for Dante. Dante is happy. Now this is going to sound crazy, but this is what happens next: The ex-girlfriend has sex with an old dead man's corpse in the bathroom. Blah blah blah, she goes to the hospital. Dante and his co-worker and friend, Randal, then hang out and talk about it, with Dante expressing a desire for the ex-girlfriend he didn't get over, but his inability to initiate change. Randal, thinking he is doing Dante a favor, tells Dante's current girlfriend that he wants to leave her for his ex. She angrily confronts Dante and