Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

[i_am_awesome84]

The cat nextdoor is having some ongoing dispute with the cat from three houses down. I'm not quite sure what prompted this current spat, but I suspect it might be some kind of territorial dispute. A bit like what's currently happening with Taiwan, for example, on a smaller scale. Well I did always say - when you determine ownership of territory

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[anonymous]

LOL
The stuff about the piss was just about the funniest thing I'd ever read. Thanks for that.
- Col (a passer-by)

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[i_am_awesome84]

Your name's not really Colin, is it? ;} I think I have an idea who you might be...

[bubble_faery]

ooh i love your writing style, let's get married and. our childrewn will be literary geniuses, and also drink much beer

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[i_am_awesome84]

Thank you, thank you! I reckon I should be able to get a job writing for the age writing theses about the social implications of urine. It's comparable to what their staff writers get paid for.

Mmmmm beer.....What other reason is there for living?