I'm done moderating my criminal intent ( Read more... )

I got called a prick today at work. It's ok, being upper management makes them think that. And, truth be told, I can be.... Purposely. I doubt any of my friends would call me a prick, unless I'm trying to be, people who know me, who I don't have to be "professional" with, I think they know. Maybe I'm just oblivious to my own "prickdom" (I made ( Read more... )

I'm strong.

and will continue to be so until it's all better.

I'm here.

When people first start on an emotional escapade (aka dating), they start off like a horse out of the gate, or a bat out of hell, or My senile grandmother through the house when I burst through the basement doors with my devil mask screaming "I've finally come for you Gertrude, prepare for eternity ( Read more... )

So, this weekend. I don't care. It was fun ( Read more... )

I know what you thought, I had died. Well, you thought wrong. I'm not dead, quite alive, escaped the Communism quite well (minus the minor complications from the food, which involves a trip to the dentist ( Read more... )

I'm seriously getting the "Oh crap I'm leaving for a Communist country" syndrome.

Here's hoping.

I've got my life in my briefcase.
I'll be just fine
a virtual memory hobby kit suitcase
I'm going to be just fine.

I'm going to be just fine

Alrighty bitches, Here's the story:

I leave for China tomorrow. See you mothafuckas there.

I'm so unstable right now it's ridiculous.... HA HA MOTHER FUCK HA.

Maybe I'll bring you something, like the avian flu.

or a shot glass.

either way, it sucks to be you.

What a great show. I lost my shoe within the first two songs..... and kept throwing down anyway. "I say FUCK SHOES" (bonus points if you name that comedian).

Crazy, crazy show.

Minus the bear was pretty sweet as well.

IF you didn't go, and you like Thursday, you missed out.

it's all about reciprocity ( Read more... )