The truck is fixed($211 later), I completed the reports (and showed the State of Michigan a thing or two about Murphy Genius), I went to court and got my ticket thrown out (take that UofM flint shiturity AND Flint Magistrate) and then, I got shit on by some friends.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT TEAM!

ASSHOLES.

Funny story ( Read more... )

So, the illustrious State Of Michigan decided they would grace me with two 30-40 page reports to fill out.

Ok, it's my job. I'll do it. Wait, what's that? Yes, I have already done at least one of them and got it to them EARLY. Apparently, they lost the report. So, I call them up, tell them I've already filled it out and I have proof. They ( Read more... )

I'm tired. As such, this will be a tired, most likely emo sounding post ( Read more... )

The truth is, I'm only that good when I'm with good company ( Read more... )

I actually sang myself to sleep last night. I was most definitely drunk. Most definitely sleeping on the floor (in my home office).

Yeah. Who knows.

On a lighter note, Bic has developed a new product line.

Ha.

I was thinking, how funny life really is. Before I killed him, that idiot used to be quite smooth. I remember hearing a girl tell him "I want to kiss you until the need for breath becomes more important". What a trick ass ho. He's dead now, don't you worry.

AND NOW, I GET THE BITCHES................

I'm a smooth modulator.

Love is an unexact science.
Formulas, Equations: Formulaic
Quick Calculations
of sights and sounds
on Chemicals and emotions
Yes, Love is Formulaic....

And all I want to know is do I carry the 3?
(because I always mess it up)

So, when you move out [again], you're bound to find somethings that you'd probably rather not and somethings you thought you'd lost forever ( Read more... )

You scare me to death ( Read more... )