I hardly ever post anymore. I've become one of those scary livejournal people who never say anything, then when you meet me in real life I know everything about you because I've still been reading everyone else's posts.

 Is it just me or does the guy in the University of West of Scotland  adverts look like a dick? You know which one I mean.

http://www.paisley.ac.uk/ 

I suppose it's pretty accurate, speaking from my experience of male university students.

My sister just came in from RE at school and, not knowing what martial arts are, thought Paul Kelly and co were celebrity Buddhists.

As I 've decided I quite like the idea of doing kids comics one day, I bought a couple of magazines from Borders. They cost £3.50 each (hardly pocket money material). The artwork is beautiful, yet these are seriously the poshest kids magazines I have ever seen ( Read more... )

Does anyone else have a way of identifying people in their heads, people they don't really know that well? I have an Army Mark, a Julie Scienitst, Chopsticks Gavin and Superman Dave.

I FINALLY got my comic printed. I'm selling it at the Drive Carefully gig tonight if anyone would like a copy, it's only £1. I'm going to set up a paypal as well, if someone will show me how. Expect lots of rabbits, robots and genetically engineered sausage bears.

 Has anyone been to Braehead recently? I used to pass it on the bus to work. As well as the shopping centre they are also building housing, an industrial estate and a giant old folks home. Then there's XScape for the times when you fancy some bob-sleighing. It reminds me of the town in 'Edward Scissorhands' where everything is uniformly laid out ( Read more... )

• discovered the joys of Google Earth
• remained in Scotland, frustratingly,  excluding some brief megabus visits to Liverpool and Manchester (for the billionth time).
• got a job I was not suitably qualified to do, and somehow managed to pull it off
• continued to be increasingly enraged by my university peers
• ceased to be a teenager, HOWEVER

One of the main languages spoken in Vanuatu is Bislama, a sort of English-French pidgin language. The official Bislama term for 'pope' is numba wan jesus man.

The front and back cover combined:


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