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[i_am_mad_hatter]

Why is it that every doorknob I touch has shocked me for the past two weeks?  WITHOUT EXCEPTION.

At this point I've resigned to blaming it on my developing a superpower.  It's the only logical conclusion.

Love you.

Comments

[vernination]

Gotta say, that's pretty weak as far as superpowers go.

[i_am_mad_hatter]

I said developing, as in GETTING BETTER.

SuperHAG.

[vernination]

So as it develops, what, you'll receive bigger and bigger shocks from doorknobs? Ah yes, I can easily see that power having great applications in the worlds of crime fighting and/or villainy.

We'll call you...The Doorman.

[hermione3girl]

Are you going to use it for good or evil?

[i_am_mad_hatter]

If using it as a parlor trick is evil, theres a new Dalek in town.

You can call me Darth Wop.

[maudlin_effect]

I'm going to be so dissappointed if you get the power of electricity and I can't even make people change gender when I sneeze.