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The best part? They are an absolutely delicous snack.
The commercial culinary community has redeemed itself for me.
Ingredients in a "Triscuit":
Whole Grain Soft White Winter Wheat
Soybean Oil
Salt
Notice, the Soybean Oil is not Partially-Hydrogenated
Also, the Wheat is Grown and Harvested in Michigan.
Thirdly, it came with a Seed Card. Do you know what that means? I can now watch my Dill and Basil Grow ( Read more... ) -
update
So, Saturday was the Men's Wearhouse Michigan Holiday Party. I took Mattie, obviously. It was pretty boring. There was a highlight though, My store won Top Performer in Michigan. It's all me baby. Fo sho ( Read more... ) -
More pretend, for adults.
Today I made use of one of my standby pretend scenarios. This strategy's goal is to avoid shame for my generation. Ultimately, this replaces having a dissociative fugue whenever I lose hope in the world.
After waiting at the bus stop this mroing, I stepped into a partially full bus. That is to say that all of the seats were taken and about (what ( Read more... ) -
Ways in which Imagination can make a grown-up's life better.
In the first in what will hopefully become a series, I will introduce you to little pretends which make my life more interesting.
Today: phone calls.
When a person of foreign persuasion picks up the phone and speaks in a different language, I play-pretend that I know what they are saying. This manifests itself in several ways:- I emulate their ( Read more... )
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just stuff
As a reward for getting myself five free chickens, I made myself a nice dinner of my favorite type of simple soup: Chicken-lemon-rice. I am full and happy. -
Hmmm...
If people who only eat vegetables are Vegetarians, and people who eat a lot of fish are pescatarians, wouldn't being a humanitarian be a terrible thing? -
Still alive.
Just in case y'all were wondering, I'm still alive. -
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Dear diary and interweb buddies,
today I made brownies and visited the website of my favorite children's entertainer, Fred something or other [EDIT: Penner]. He's a creep, though I don't like to admit it. I'm looking for my happy place, just like he told me to. I have to find it while I'm still young and vulnerable!
Happy surfing, dudes. -
Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
For those of you that don't read xkcd, I present to you: Today's comic
EDIT: I just realized that my last four or more entries have been webcomics. So. Lame.
