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no literally. frankly, you're all assholes for not leaving me any comments in the negative or positive on the helltrash show journal i shat out a day or so ago. in other news, i have to shit in a tub and then use sporks to portion my shit out into three separate vials containing various liquids with their own unique scary warnings on them that i ( Read more... )

hi all. just a reminder helltrash is playing with abbey vain, our dj buddies from nashville, TN, and a performance by psychotic suspensions, all this saturday night at the space. 1400 hills place, atlanta georgia. use mapquest, it's off the howell mill rd. exit off of 75. free ghetto truck warehouse parking, byob with i.d., if you attempt to ( Read more... )

who reads my fucking journal anyways? here is the no bullshit no drama absolute bottom line. i need someone without attachments and without the need to fuck or beat children to live in my house rent free for the summer and watch my kid from 8am through 5 pm. as long as you have poor tastes you will be fed. if you're a nomad with one or two pets ( Read more... )

all of you freaks with cats, i have these two stupid cats. do they communicate with their eyelids? the two hairy bags of trash that live in my house are sitting near the window, casting the stink eye back and forth at each other. are they "talking" with their eyelids? i think i'm about to have two more cats living in here so i think that's the ( Read more... )

i did some partial mowing in the back yard for a few minutes (most of you know i am highly allergic to the outdoors and the back yard was so neglected that now that i have a new mower (thanks in-laws) it's going to have to go in phases. well i came in and drank some coke and sat on the computer after dumping five bags of huge cabbage grass and a ( Read more... )

i tried to get two pairs of contact lenses online, one pair for kristin's birthday and a pair to replace the painful almost three year old falling apart ones of mine. they ask that you supply a doctor's phone number. the last two times i've ordered contacts through other companies they did that too but didn't call or seem to give a shit and i got ( Read more... )

come to the house on saturday on saturday the 25th for kristin's birthday. thanks.

hey this is kristin. brian, elise, and i are going to 80's night tonight. if anyone knows the password it would be greatly appreciated.

yeah that's right, we're dusting off the old panties for a sexcrimes show. It's at a little club called Swayze's up in marietta/ kennesaw at the corner of bells ferry and barret parkway. we're going on at ten. first band starts at 8. sleazoid mafia 666 is the closer (wear a poncho ( Read more... )