There is always so much I want to type in here.

BEST DAY EVER!

i have a new phone with no numbers in it.
sad.
can i have yours, again?

I threw up in my mouth a little bit when i saw this.

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However,the soundtrack is fucking EPIC!

They gave me a new mouse at work! = They actually like me

Root Beer Vodka = Amazing
Root Beer Vodka + Cider = Garbage

Myself = Cougar

Next Week = Vacation to SFO
yay!

Later today = terrifying/meeting with CEO

this coffee = garbage

my office = freezing

outside = perfect fucking weather

tonight = pissed, i'll be missing the debate

HOLY
FUCK
!!!
THEY
FIRED
NED
YOST
!!!

so yesterday i bought a dog and need to find it a good permanent home ( Read more... )

corey hart! -inside the park home run!

hot.

getting eye-fucked by some UPS guy = not okay

huge t-storm today = pretty good

2 for 1 smart dogs = amazing (time to stock up for the grilling season)

drinking 3 sum on balcony = awesome

drinking 3 sum on balcony to prepare for tailgating at brewers game = fucking rad

corey hart not fucking up tonight = fingers crossed

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