Geoff loves me. I don't even know what to do with that. Or with him for that matter. Love is thoroughly inconvenient for all parties involved ( Read more... )

yesterday was amazing. end of true story.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mononucleosis/DS00352

my mother still thinks i am in high school.

melatonin ftw?

please shoot me.

last night was fucking awesome.

but there is so much cake left over. anyone want some cake? did i mention that the cake is also pretty fucking awesome?

cheers to a fucking awesome birthday.

i'm home and i'm happy. so so so happy.

i'd totally climb to the top off a mountain and scream about it, but it's florida. florida needs some mountains. i'd scream about them, too... but i don't really need mountains. i just need moutain dew code red. i don't need to scream about that though. it's just an added bonus to having the best day, ever.

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okay, so i'm leaving for jacksonville this afternoon- the mayo clinic can suck my nonexistent left nut. it's too far away. i don't care if they can figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

cymbalta=evil.

it is 24 fucking degrees outside. please shoot me.

to describe my life in eight syllables:

i will never be a poet.