if you see someone wearing a turban in the middle of the street, don't judge

just call the police

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am i the only 1 who doesn't give 2 shits about new orleans

its like God flushing the toilet if you ask me

lol i heard that from my friend and thought he basiclly summed up my whole train of thought on the subject.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
- Winston Churchill's reply

Sir, you are drunk.
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.
- Winston Churchill's reply

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NEW YORK - In a land that time forgot - before Paris, before 50, before TV got real and punk went pop - giants roamed the earth ... leather-clad titans, rampaging from arena to arena, leaving a trail of empty bottles and spent women in their wake. They trafficked in thundering racket, and their decibels were matched only by their pyro, with flames ( Read more... )