[MS] I never wanted to be a blond.

[i_am_the_bat]

I'm still not used to this body. I always knew why I loved my own body, but now I miss it even more. In my body, I could manipulate almost anyone into doing anything I wanted. I guess it doesn't work so well in Hank's body. And this kid has no tolerance for alcohol. I had like one beer and I thought the floor was gonna be my new best friend, so

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[i_am_the_bat]

Everyone should buy you a good bottle of somethin.

Yea, it stretches the hole, but the size I put in is really small, an eight of an inch maybe. He's already been pissed and then happy and then god knows what.

Are you watching Triana AND Ed, or just Ed?

[i_am_the_bat]

...Please tell me you lost Triana in Ed's body and not the other way around.

[monarch_the]

I had been apprehensive about modifying this body any... but... after I saw the security tapes and uh... what the Monarch had done in my body...

I cut off his eyebrows.

Personally, I think he looks much better.

[(Yeah, citing the tegaki drawing so just pretend it's an actual picture or something, since I am currently plagued with the muscle ouch.)]

[herr_doktor_13]

Oh my gahd dood. Ya did naht cut off Eyebrows' eyebrows!

[monarch_the]

Yes I did. While looking at Fujiko. She had a very wide, sharp smile at that.

[herr_doktor_13]

And then ya did Fujiko in Greed's body, right right right? Nice one, dood.

[number_24]

Hey, you're not filling the boy's lungs with smoke. All the years of not letting Brock smoke around him... For nothing!? I don't think so...

[i_am_the_bat]

Oh please, just a little while won't kill him. I'm running out of coping mechanisms to deal with this, alright? What're you going to do when he starts doing all this stuff on his own? You should be thankful you have nice kids like him and Dean and not someone like me.

[number_24]

What the hell does this have to do with them learning anything?? It's not Hank smoking or getting pierced or drinking. It's just like... having a bunch of punks over to party at your apartment while you're not home. It doesn't make you a raver. You weren't the one hitting acid or awkwardly feeling up your best friend or dancing pantsless on the soiled love seat.

Besides, I'm sure they'll learn a lot in college.... Just like everybody else!

[industrial_pink]

I never said you weren't ALLOWED to wear...my underwear...I just...well, don't you think that's a little weird? But you know, do what you want.

Except uh...please don't give me lung cancer. You'll make...Dean worry.

By the way, how is Dean? Not that I miss him...

Look, if you really hate the clothes I bought for you THAT MUCH, I'll return them. If you wanted to come with, I could trade them in for something you liked better. Brock has to come to, though. I don't feel safe.

[i_am_the_bat]

I'm not with Dean, I'm at Mordhaus.

Just return the clothes and wear pajamas and don't get molested.

[imdeepthroat]

Guages! I had those at one point in my youth. Of course two of them were by accident. Still, very cool, as the gangly youth of America would say. Don't stand to close to high-powered magnets, though, word of advice!

[i_am_the_bat]

What do high powered magnets have to do with glass body jewelry?

[imdeepthroat]

Glass? Is that what they're using nowadays?

[i_am_the_bat]

Ummm... thats the jewelry I picked?

You're a confusing man, Mr. Sebben.