HELLOSKI

[i_am_the_bat]

What's happening, my fellow internet surfers! Hank Venture's the name. But you all can call me "the Hankinator" or something that sounds just as cool

Comments

[i_am_the_bat]

You think I should investigate?

Hold on...lemme get my bat suit on...

[monarch_the]

Oh god it's like a Venture invasion.

[i_am_the_bat]

Holy moley It's a super villain invasion.

[monarch_the]

Pfft, I wish.

[cloneofarc]

So...you're the other Venture brother I take it?

[i_am_the_bat]

Yes, ma'am!

And you must be one of those pretty girls dad's always telling us about

...I like your hair.

[cloneofarc]

Thanks! Nobody ever notices at school. They're too busy staring at Cleo.

...Did you just say...your dad? That's a little odd.

[i_am_the_bat]

No one ever notices me at school either...because I don't go to school. I learn everything in bed.

Yeah, that's my pop! He's always telling us about these pretty girls...have you met him?

[industrial_pink]

Hi... Hank...

How am I medusa?!

[i_am_the_bat]

Hello there, Kimberly...<3

Because you have those streaky things in your hair. They remind me of snakes. Really pretty snakes!

[industrial_pink]

Streaky things? Its hair dye, Hank, not snake extentions. But, um, thanks?

[i_am_the_bat]

Well I know they're not REALLY snakes. I'm not stupid or anything...

And it was no trouble at all, my fair lady ;)