Some doctor violated my One True Love. (Not to be confused with The One, which is me) Must find him and kill him if I ever hope to have breakfast in bed again.

My poor Trinity. If I could reach into the matrix and heal you, I would do it. I would do anything for you. But I won't do the laundry tomorrow. It's your turn, and we agreed on

I haven't written here in a while, but I have to admit it doesn't seem very important when I have other things to do, like saving the world and taking out the trash. Morpheus has been very grumpy lately. Suspect that he's becoming more jealous of me because I can do more than he can. Other than that, not much to tell. The world is in danger, ( Read more... )

Spent the morning with Morpheus, studying programs of ancient battles. Felt sorry for the soldiers, as they were unable to hang in midair or, as I can do (being The One), fly in manner of Superman. I also thought it was stupid to build a giant wooden horse, when steel clearly would have been more sturdy ( Read more... )

My eternal soulmate has a Livejournal! I'm so glad to see you here, my beloved Trinity. What's for supper tonight?

My soulmate looks really good in leather.

Sometimes I really wish I wasn't The One. Saving mankind is just too much to handle. There are times when I'd rather be writing stuff here or spending time with Trinity, but I can't, because I have to save the world. Is that fair? Just because I'm The One, does that mean I can't be happy? It would be different if people were grateful to me for ( Read more... )

Today Morpheus made me learn Russian. I don't know why, since language is part of the Matrix. But then, we speak English here in Zion. Very confusing.

Spent the morning celebrating my eternal, soul-searing love with Trinity. Am bored now, as Morpheus wanted me to stay inside today. He fears that the Agents are after me more than ever, even though I tried to tell him that Bob and I might be good friends. I told him that they even call me The One now, or names like it (like those pleb... and ano ( Read more... )

Took out the garbage tonight and realized that I don't have a fanclub. Seems wrong, as I am The One. If anyone should have a fanclub, it is The One. There are fanclubs for people who are not The One, people who can't fly like Superman or stop bullets, people who don't even know kung fu. Why do these people have fanclubs, and I don't? I am THE ( Read more... )

Spent afternoon watching movies with Trinity. Elf-maiden in Lord of the Rings is very beautiful and angsty. Like me.