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Today I had a Ramen Sandwich, made some Freedom Toast, and got dumber.

OMG, this is like totally the best day of my life!!!!!! I don't think I've ever been so happy before!!! I don't think anyone, anywhere in all of existence has EVER experienced happiness to the degree that I am experiencing it RIGHT NOW!!!!!

I am STILL DRUNK THE NEXT MORNING.

This is NOT, NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT a good sign.

I see things in 2 dimensions lately. Words come spilling out of mouths like a long string of typed letters: Times New Roman, size 12, letters stringing together words stringing together sentances that never really coalesce into anything.

"Please," I think I say, "Just say something." One. Real. Word. Something I can sink my teeth into and ( Read more... )

I am having another existential crisis, falling into nihilism, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

I like people until I have to get to know them.

And then I hate them.

(Do you ever look around and just think what the fuck has happened to me???)

Today's word of the day is hate. Hate school, hate class, hate people, hate my friends, hate sex, hate my hair, hate getting up in the morning, hate the taste of beer, hate cleaning, hate eating, hate moving ( Read more... )

I just finished reading the best book I've read since August. I like books that are so good that I get sucked in, read them while walking home from class and brushing my teeth, and when I finally get to the end, my insides explode and I either want to throw up or can't breathe for a full minute while the last word absorbs into my bloodstream ( Read more... )

Funny how I can't stand a good portion of things on this list.

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Tomorrow: Because I can't stand people who do the "right thing" in every situation ( Read more... )