"So, you're leaving now to go and fuck your fat slut new girlfriend."
"Yeah, well, the fat part's true. That kinda negates the second part."
"I was just saying it because I thought the two words sounded amazing together. They really clicked. Ya dig?"
"Probably not. Low sex drive."
I'm still madly in love with you. I'm willing you to kiss me
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