________ (insert massive amounts of self pity and stupidity here).

In the elementary school tradition, following along the lines of "Wedding Wednesday" and "Flip-Up Friday," I officially declare every Wednesday "Wine, Cheese, and Whippets Wednesday."  This will involve wine, cheese, and of course, the creme de la creme...whippets.

Non sequiter.  29 is far too old.  Far, far too old.  I am nowhere near ( Read more... )

The other day I realized that all of my so-called relationships can be written off as a continuous string of drunken multiple night stands. Without photographic evidence of things that have left me a dull stereotype, they might as well not have existed ( Read more... )

I lay on my bed after barreling through the day on pure caffeine and diluted adrenaline, too buzzed to stop, too busy to think. Ten seconds of stillness and I am already looking for the next distraction because I can't function without the white noise subduing my senses. Fingers glance across the insides of the dull plastic blinds that separate ( Read more... )

My computer is finally up and working -- sort of. It's still slower than anything, and the media player doesn't work, but hey. At least I've got the internet again, even if it is so slow that it takes me literally half an hour to check my email ( Read more... )

You know what commercials scare the heck out of me ( Read more... )

So now there are two more days left. Two more days of high school. Two more days of hell. I have seriously been waiting for this day since I walked on the Mountain Ridge campus. And now it's finally here. Too bad graduation's going to suck. I really dont want to listen to six hundred names being read. And I know nothing interesting will ( Read more... )

Today I actually went to school. Yesterday I only went to chemistry. I had this strange disease...one that could only be cured with a Carne Asada burrito from Humberto's down on 35th and Cactus. Since I value my health (that's right, my body is a fucking temple) I drove down for the burrito. You know, I really wanted to go to school too. Damn. I ( Read more... )