Sometimes I really like how even after almost four months, some people just love to beat a dead horse. This girl (I assume it's a girl because most females just don't know how to LET THINGS GO) commented about my entry about beef (posted January 27th, 2005) four days ago on May 5th. Why do people feel the need to attempt to impress their personal ( Read more... )

Hey, haven't seen y'all in a while, and I'm sure you don't fucking care. I'll get right into it.

So, has anybody else noticed that every mother fucking kid is the same? Seriously, it amazes me to no end how every. God. Damned. Teenager. In America. Is the same as each other. Everybody with the same fucking writing style with the ( Read more... )

Tell me how this day could possibly get worse.

Wow.

I was watching a PETA propaganda video entitled Meet Your Meat earlier (www.meetyourmeat.com), and it was possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen. After everything that was said about torturing animals, that sandy vagina named Alec Baldwin had to add "WITHOUT PAINKILLERS!" or "WHILE FULLY CONCIOUS ( Read more... )

My day was pretty decent today, except for my orthodontist appointment. I got out early, around 2:10 for it. It turns out that I could have got out regular time, walked home, probably eaten something quick, then drove over, and still get there before they took me. My appointment was at 2:45, and I got taken around 10 after 3. I watched at least 4 ( ( Read more... )

Molly Hatchet kicks ass.

End of story.

Why do kids try to seem so bad-assed? Just because you can choke out a constricted chuckle during a murder scene in a movie or get your classmates to laugh by saying "that'd be me!" when talking about some guy who killed 20 people and gutted them to make his dope-ass Nikes does not mean you're bad-ass. It just means your fucking stupid. You'd most ( Read more... )

Saw has got to be the most bad-assed recently made movie known to man. There's nothing that isn't cool about this movie. From an old fat bastard cutting himself up in barbed wire to a crack-whore stabbing her way into a live man's stomach with a pocket knife, this movie is most definitely kick-ass. If that isn't already awesome enough for you, then ( Read more... )

Fuck girls. Fuck school. Fuck Valentine's Day. Fuck you.

My math teacher. Holy shit. It's not only that she's fat, but she's fat and pregnant. Fucking. We can't get through a god damn class without some dipshit kid asking her to go to the bathroom and her responding with yelling something like "FROM NOW ON, NOBODY GOES TO THE BATHROOM! I HAVE A BABY PUSHING DOWN ON MY BLADDER THE WHOLE DAY, AND I WAIT ( Read more... )