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[i_burn_jews]

Know what I love? Eating beef. Beef's gotta be the best thing ever discovered to be edible. If I were president, I'd build a palace out of beef, and my throne would be beef. And all of my nobles would be cows. But I'd get new nobles every day because at the end of every day, my nobles would be slaughtered for that night's dinner

Comments

[hfaizletlh]

do kids with bones instead of teeth even have to go to the dentist?

dude. i'm telling everyone. www.livejournal.com/community/cannibal_is_me/

way to be

[dumblonde309]

i really have no idea who you are and i got your lj from a friend, but id just like to say that youre my absolute hero. that is the best lj entry ive ever seen and it should be published. you made my day and then my entire week by reading the rest of your entries

[kturtleo2]

im a vegetarian. and ive seen the same thing over and over again in peoples journals/ on the web. vegetarians seem to have a terrible reputation. most of use are not like that. most of us are not offended when you say "Oh, nothing. Just a BIG ASS COW SANDWICH!". its not like we dont KNOW people eat meat. and its not like we'll ever be able to stop it. and most of us dont think we're better than people who choose to eat meat, either. we just dont see the point of killing if there are perfectly good substitutes for meat. its unnecesary

[kturtleo2]

im... not ... mad? just, if i see something like that, im going to say something about it. its not like i singled him out, either. i do this a lot. if he doesnt want people like me reading his lj, then he can make it friends only.

[kturtleo2]

person i don't know, in fact, everyone here i don't know,

i agree with kturtleo2.

My whole fucking family is vegetarian except me, and that will probably cost me 10 years of life (on average) for eating meat.

Meat opens your body to shitloads of dieseases other than just salminella.

It's a genetic thing, and my grandparents died at 68 and 70 because of it.

For some people, meat is a hazard.

Deal with your ignorance, and don't bitch about it online.

And, by the way, it's pretty mean to make fun of people's feelings online, because i could take a verbal-shit-on-your-chest right now if i wanted to, and perhaps make you convert to judaism and creamate yourself.

So, please, just stop.

That's just advice though, because i'm probably not going to read this journal again unless im in the mood for some criticism

[i_burn_jews]

In case you were mildly confused as to why I wrote something as inane as that generations down the road, people will have big flat bones instead of teeth, you can be sure that I was completely not serious about it. That'd be the part in my livejournal entry where I attempt to use humor to brighten everyone's day. Since you laughed (whether or not it be at or with the entry), you still laughed. I guess this flat bone theory did, therefore, do what it was supposed to do. I'm actually pretty sure that no matter what we as humans eat, there's not much more evolving we're going to be doing

totally.

[i_burn_jews]

first of all, you people are turning your live journal comments into thesis papers. i guess i agree with you both but i think the whole thing is kinda getting blown up into the biggest of deals.
-- tom's friend, dana.

Just stopping by.

[delicatexdecay]

Although I think this whole thing is ridiculous, as most big Livejournal-comment-conversations are, (as livejournal = forum for ridiculous debate about everything) I thought I'd point out a few things, because I have a lot of spare time on my hands this morning

Re: Just stopping by.

[forevrlostinyou]

I love you baby.
<3

[i_burn_jews]

And what are you talking about?!

Jaws for grinding? I think my jaw is hinged because when I put desireable food into my mouth, I chew that food. Do you chew your food, or you grind it like a cow? Are you.. half cow?

..Is your mother a cow?

GET OUT OF MY LIVEJOURNAL, HUMAN-COW HYBRID!