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[i_cicada]

I Cicada do declare:

PUNY EARTHLINGS!: THIS IS NOT A YOUNG EARTH GIRL
THIS IS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT, JOHN KERRY. BEHOLD:

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[xlovelostx]

Dude you're fucking creepy.

17 YEARS BAD LUCK

[i_cicada]

You silly earthling you. Of course I Cicada is creepy, I am a bug.

17 YEARS BAD LUCK

[i_cicada]

PUNY EARTH BOY! MY RACE IS FAR ADVANCED, EXPLAIN YOUR EARTH WORD "CREEPY"

PERHAPSE IT IS HUMAN FOR "MY MASTER!"

CICADA HAS SPOKEN!

[lil_cottontail]

I THOUGHT CICADAS WERE EXTINCT BY NOW! WHAT AN INTERESTING SPECIMEN...THE EVERLASTING BITCH, I MUST TAKE THIS SPECIMEN TO MY LAB AND ANALYZE IT FOR FURTHER RESEARCH! PERHAPS IT'LL REVEAL THE SECRETS TO ETERNAL LIFE.....OR MAYBE JUST BE ANOTHER STUPID BITCH CICADA THAT HITS MY WINDSHIELD? WHO KNOWS! ALL I KNOW IS THAT I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO HIDE MY MINUSCULE DEMEANOR? WHY AM I SPEAKING TO MYSELF, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IM A LONELY CICADA THAT BEATS OFF TO PORN ALL NIGHT LONG BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES ME? I BELIEVE THAT'S THE ANSWER TO MY CICADA PROBLEMS! I SHALL NOW GO DIE OFF WAY PAST MY TIME, LIKE I SHOULD'VE WITH MY OTHER 19 MILLION 9 HUNDRED AND 99 CICADA BRETHREN BACK IN MID-JUNE!

EXTERMINATOR HAS SPOKEN!

[i_cicada]

THERE IS NO FOOLING CICADA!

[lil_cottontail]

im sure John Kerry's better looking than a cicada, or even the HU-MAN who is acting like a cicada because he has nothing better to do with his cicada time.