I CICADA DO DECLARE:

SO. IT TURNS OUT THIS JOR-DAN IS HIDING MANY MANY THINGS UP HIS PUNY LITTLE EARTH SLEEVE. THIS MAKES CICADA CHUCKLE! TRY TO LIE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE METAL MOUTH!! MY OH MY... WHAT SHALL HIS HU-MAN PROCREATION BEDFELLOW THINK? PERHAPS SHE WILL CRY HER RACOON EYES OUT!


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I CICADA DO DECLARE:

WE HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING FAR WORSE IN YOUR BAD EARTH MUSIC KNOWN AS "METALCORE" IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: "CHUG-A CHUG-A WEE WEE"

WE HAVE ALSO DISCOVERED A NEW PUNISHMENT THAT WE WILL INFLICT UPON SOME OF THOSE IN THE HU-MAN RACE KNOWN AS SKA. THE PHALLIC-LIKE HORNS MAKE CICADA VERY UNCOMFORTABLE...


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I CICADA DO DECLARE,

GIRL WITH METAL TEETH
EARTH HU-MANS SEEM TO BE OBSESSED NOT ONLY WITH PICTURES OF THEMSELVES, BUT ALSO BLOOD. THE STICKY RED SUBSTANCE WILL CASCADE DOWN YOUR FACES AFTER OUR REIGN BEGINS!
ALSO, MUCH FORCED FORNICATION! OUR RACE TAKES WHAT WE WANT!
RAPE FOR ALL! ABORTIONS FOR NONE! ICHOR FOR ALL!

YOU TELL ME:

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I CICADA DO DECLARE:

PUNY EARTH SCUM WE HAVE CREATED A CLONE TO ASS-IMILATE INTO YOUR CULTURE. YOU CAN TELL NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE REAL HU-MAN AND THE SAUSAGE CLONE WE HAVE SPAWNED!


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I Cicada do declare,

When cancer/rape/aneurisms/homelessness/drug use/hair color is faked blood will flow from not only every oriface you have now, but we will create new pustules. The purulence will flow and supperate and also sanies from your fistulas! ICHOR FOR ALL.


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I Cicada do declare:

PUNY EARTHLINGS!: THIS IS NOT A YOUNG EARTH GIRL
THIS IS THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT, JOHN KERRY. BEHOLD:

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I cicada do declare,

Sausage Mccune. Do your earth breakfast food fingers get stuck in the huMAN cookie jar?


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