i spend entirely too much time on the internet finding out how different animals make love.

and if youtube has taught me anything, it's that insect relations are disgusting, clumsy and often fatal.

i can't speak. i can't eat. and i can't smile ( Read more... )

i'm starting to think maybe i was visited by a succubus.

having not written for 6 months. i am now writing again. this now. right here ( Read more... )

coachella.
again.
hooray!

i was worried my finals would interfere. but they don't.
so good.

good. good.

i saw the new pornographers again tonight ( Read more... )

today just before surgery and just after i'd been given the medication to make me delirious, i warned my doctor, "just don't make me look like a mr. skeleton face ( Read more... )

http://www.unicornsounds.com/Diane_Cluck_Easy_to_Be_Around.mp3

go to this song.
it's good.
very good.

sometimes when i'm in the shower. i point my hands down and position them so that water runs off each finger in individual streams and pretend i'm jubilee from the x-men. sometimes i make sound effects ( Read more... )

lately, i've been having a lot of negative interactions with children ( Read more... )