i think hip, gadgety cell phones are one of the worst inventions ever. they're pointless and only cause for wasting more time with useless functions, games and shitty vga cameras.

however, i really want a sidekick.
i don't know why.
i just do.

bahhh i hate cellphones.

you know you're a mom when i am running around you yelling "mama! mama! mama!" and you aren't flinching or even caring to look up from your book.

i need a job that requires more intellect and less shitty customers.

last night, joe and i had dinner at the rainforest cafe.
and while we were waiting for a table, one of the waitresses came over to us and said to joe, "is that a morbid angel shirt?" and he said "yeah" and she looked at me and said "you have good taste." and smiled. and left.

i thought the whole thing was really comical.
some girl in a safari costume ( Read more... )

good god.

i was just eating lean cuisine pasta because it's the only thing we have that is halway decent. and i have decided that the only reason it is "lean" is because they only give you 5 raviolis and it was so bad that i only ate 4.

but as i was eating my lean cuisine on my couch i was watching the the montell williams show and the psychic sylvia ( Read more... )

i feel like no one really includes me in anything anymore. i don't know why. i feel like i'm nice and i'm not super annoying to be around. at least, in my opinion. i don't know, i just feel like i'm always kind of on the outside because maybe i'm not fun enough or loud enough or something.
but maybe i'm just searching in the wrong places with the ( Read more... )

"Born Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, in Paddington, England, his parents were Adebisi Samuel, a Nigerian immigrant, and Francis Samuel, an Afro-Brazilian immigrant. A childhood battle with Lupus erythematosus left him with distinctive facial scarring and hair loss. After school, he studied architecture and engineering."

He's also married ( Read more... )

last night, joe's mom commented on how well rounded i am. i told her that she i didn't feel that well rounded, but she insisted that i am.

i didn't have the heart to tell her that i'm really not. that i hate my job, my school and all of my classmates. that nearly my only friend is your son. and that my mom is barely even a mother to me and i'm ( Read more... )

today my dad walked in my room and said he was re-doing the voice recording on his business phone line and that he wanted a woman's voice to say it and he said that stephanie [my stepmom] already did her rendition but that he wanted to see how good or bad i could do it. so i did it and he contemplated his decision for a second and decided that mine ( Read more... )

the T/H/R/E/E/S

Name 3 things in your wallet
debit card, library card, pictures of joe

Name 3 things you do when you're really stressed:
scream, cry, sleep

Name 3 places you go on a daily basis:
joe's house, work lately it seems, that's all.

Name 3 favorite fruits:
mangos, raspberries, peaches

Three names you go by:
melyssa, cuddlebugg, melly

Three ( Read more... )