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[i_excel]

[Private to the Admiral]

I know you're busy and all, but can I get a new mattress for my murphy bed? I figure if I'm going to get stabbed unexpectedly I'd rather it happen with a person instead of the thing I'm supposed to be sleeping on every night.

[Private to Rube]

You're back to normal, right?

[/Private]So what kinds of floods have there

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[bythe_books]

Hangover aside, this one wasn't as... traumatic as the last.

And sorry for, ah, making a few passes at you.

[i_excel]

That's okay.

So who are you on a normal day, then?

[bythe_books]

DCI Sam Tyler.

And you're... 'Georgie', yeah?

[i_excel]

George, actually. George Lass. Paper pusher. Good to meet you.

[sheis_stilllost]

It all depends. There was this one flood where the inmates turned into little kids.

[i_excel]

Seriously?

[sheis_stilllost]

Yup.

[i_excel]

How'd that go?

[psychosnowflake]

There was one where everyone was forced to tell the truth.