How many times is shit like this going to go down?

Al, I assume you're smart enough to be laying low in your room when there's a fucking murderer running around, so I won't even bother to tell you to do it. Just keep your door locked, alright?

Man, the weird shit just keeps coming. Who said they were bored this time? ... These people aren't actually on the ship, are they? I mean... It's just the journals, right ( Read more... )

So, uh- [Clears his throat in a nasty awkward cough.] I got out of the infirmary and took a walk today, and- Christ, I thought I was okay, been in that freaking bed for nearly a week, for chrissakes, but I... I don't know, I think maybe I shouldn't have gotten up so soon. My head hurts. I'm not- I'm feeling kind of sick. This- Um ( Read more... )

God damn it! I only just got out of this fucking place.

[A long, long pause. Maybe some quiet groans of pain. Aaaand eventually, something clicks.]

Oh.

Right.

Admiral, if Luigi's dead, bring him back. He's not making any stupid fucking remarks, so that seems pretty likely.

Who was it? Who the fuck was it?

I- [He totally was going to do a post loling at people, but OH HANG ON GIRLPARTS. :|] Aw, what the fuck, really? I thought I was immune to this one or something.

Christ.

Jesus Christ. If anyone actually figures out how to get these stupid hearts to stop floating around your head, I'd really appreciate it if you told me ( Read more... )

[Warden filter]

My new inmate is an asshole. And he's a fighter, too. Best combination in the world. If he pisses anyone off at all, that's including your inmates, tell me. I think I've gotta keep a tight leash on this guy.

[Private to Denise]I broke up a fight between Parker and Luigi. According to him, she antagonized him, he told her to come ( Read more... )

I guess I did it. Harvey graduated. It's nice to get a reminder that this place isn't a total waste of time after all. And then I get lucky for once, the Admiral giving me that break when he did. It looks like I missed some pretty bad stuff happening here. Another riot? But hey, that's the glory of the Barge, right? Never know what shitstorm to ( Read more... )

[Private to Harvey]

Hey man, uh... You free?

[/Private]We're not getting anywhere whining about this latest slice of hell we've had here. What's that solve? Pretend you're okay. Ignore your injuries. Forget the past. We should be looking at the future. There's gotta be something on the horizon. Someone should be taking bets, for chrissakes. I ( Read more... )