today i learned that my penis is above average. whoda thunk. a ruler never looked so small. i dont know. ummm arent candle amazing. ummmm my one inability as a person is to not know when a person is or isnt wearing bras. not to keep this convo in the gutter.... but arent naked people cute? Theyre so curvy... andddd shiny.... look at this (acts ( Read more... )

sooo last time i updated was the end of last semester... and now its the beggining of this semester ( Read more... )

i never read this thing anymore. but i just checked in and updated myself with everyone, and now im sad bc everyone else is sad about leaving school... well i say DONT BE SAD EVERYONE!!! after we make the big move to summer street we're going to have a big party and your all invited ( Read more... )

i miss my old life sometimes. im sure someday ill miss my life of today.

dragonfly and espresso only has 14

flabergast gasoline got 4!!!!!!

this is an update on my life:

i died last night in my sleep. so i guess thats all youll need for an update.

i want hair extensions... anyone know where i should go???? im not kidding around here people.

lifejournal emailmailed me today and threatened to shut me down for not having enough depressing updates...sooo....i hate my life i want to die... yada yada... now thats been said check this out! its super rad:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/10119/

i came on livejournal today to write down something i thought was witty... but then i logged on... read some of my friends new entries and now i find myself forgetting the witty remark that brought me here in the first place. great. just great.

listen lady. if you want to talk about me behind my back, dont be sweet and peachy to my face... spit in my face if you dont like me, at least then id know! if i didnt you then, i definetally dont now.

ps. y. n. a. a. y. a. c.-h. (seceret message)