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Eric,

I need your help buddy. Apparently there's a show on IFC called Dinner For Five and anyway, I just saw on AintItCoolNews.com that tonight's guests are going to be Roger Corman, Rob Zombie, and Bruce Campbell. If there's any way that you could tape this for me I would really appreciate it. In fact, this could be like an early birthday ( Read more... )

Just got back in from seeing The Upside of Anger. As much as I liked Sin City, and I liked that VERY much (don't get me wrong), this I liked better. And depending on when exactly I saw Closer...this might just be the best film that I've seen this year. Closer and Eternal Sunshine were from 2004, right? It all fucking runs together on me, on ( Read more... )

Did you ever see that movie Clash of the Titans?
Oh, with the greek mythology stuff? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick-ass!

Watched Orgazmo and most of the extras on the DVD last night. I think I like that better than anything else that Stone and Parker have done. Just a ( Read more... )

Surreal trip to fucking Taco Bell just now. It was just like that film Die Hard. You know, the one where the Jap billionaire's sky scraper is taken over by the nasty Eurotrash that is Mr. Alan Rickman and chaos ensues involving that guy from Moonlighting and a bunch of glass in his feet. This was a little different though. In this version, the ( Read more... )

Just saw Marcia Cross on Conan. Wow, what a hot lady.

To everyone who pointed out the Ghost Rider's bike today, rock on with your bad self and thank you. I had three people on my friends list bring that up. Please lord don't let them fuck this up, please please please!! I'd pay full price to go see a shitty Tomb Raider movie if the people ( Read more... )

Any of you ever read Kiss Me, Judas by Will Christopher Baer, The Losers' Club by Richard Perez, or Clive Barker's Books of Blood series? And if so, could you leave me your thoughts about them?

I know this is April Fool's Day and all, but I think this is pretty legit. Anyhow, check it out. A trailer for 24: The Game. It's just too bad that it's a Playstation exclusive. Motherfuckers.

Yah know, it's April first and all so every website I hit I am getting suspicious of and all...and then I get to AOL and there's a headline that reads "Faithful Pray For Ailing Pope" and for some reason it just struck me as really funny and I burst out into laughter ( Read more... )

Well, there's one video out of the way. Helena just played, and whoever is playing that dancing corpse in the video is a real beauty, even with all of that pink mascara on. Black hair and green eyes. Mmm mmm, must be nice for some lucky fucker out there. It's not me though, I tell you that much.

The new Velvet Revolver video for Dirty Little ( Read more... )