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Christmas
Enjoy your Chanukahs, Festivus', Kwanzas, Christmas', New Years, and my birthdays. That's right... birthdays. I'm taking over the week between Christmas and New Years. Suck it everyone. -
It's WAR!?! ... !
So, the time came to clean all of the shit out of my appartment and i knew from my first week there that there was some sort of small contingent of spiders patroling my borders. And as I picked apart all of the belongings which seem to have amassed themselves in my custody, I knew that a confrontation with the rebel spider hordes was drawing nigh ( Read more... ) -
You know you're getting old when...
I think I'm starting to get old. The most exciting thing that has happened to me today is discovering the dryer will turn on without quarters and run for an indefinate period of time!! That, coupled with my recent discovery of how comfortable it is to tuck your tee shirt into your underwear makes me feel like I should be sucking on some Worther's ( Read more... ) -
holy random entries, batman!
alright. there's something that's been bothering me for a long time and i've just got to get it out in the open ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Alright, look. I know that i'm more of an aquaintance to most people going to california than an actual friend. But i like you guys and am doing my best to try and be a friend even while i see the whisperings which take place behind my back. i guess this is where i'm supposed to say i'm sorry for showing up and making things even more uneasy ( Read more... ) -
Thoughts on Parenting...
It's 2am and i'm watching cartoons in my p.j.'s while babysitting 2 rabbits (or "conejos" for the spanish speaking... er, reading audience.) One of the rabbits would not stop making noise, so i sprinkled a pinch of alfalfa around her cage. (Alfalfa gets rabbits stoned.) At this point, i thought, "thank god i'm not in charge of kids. alfalfa won' ( Read more... ) -
Cosmo-tastic!
So, as i buttoned up my plum shirt and sinched my olive tie, I had one overwhelming thought, "Boy o boy do I ever love working in Cosmetics ( Read more... ) -
Turkey and Pie on a Sunday Evening.
So, there I was, right, sitting no more than 3 feet away from a small, furry Indian man who was delightly enjoying a slice of apple pie (with a pinch of cinnamon). And all I could think was, "...huh. did i remember to febreeze my laundry, or is it still hanging on the tree branch outside my window?" Well, it turns out that i don't actually have ( Read more... ) -
um... yeah?
Walgreens customer of the day: Me - "Sir! Where are yo... WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS!?!"