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How to make a i_hate_peas
Ingredients:

1 part competetiveness

1 part courage

5 parts
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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Listien. If you have a problem. With anything. Do something about it ( Read more... )

yesterday morning i was making my bowl of cheerios when one fell on the floor. i bend down to pick it up and was face to face with the largest mound of pubes i have ever seen. i realized that it is because it is in front of the cabinet and when the guys open it up and think "hmm will beer go better with chips or macaroni and cheese?" they scratch ( Read more... )

im in santa clara now. exciting times. I am living with the abercrombie reincarnation himself ( Read more... )

damn man. i forgot bastille day this year. i celebrate it every year in honor of my few awesome french relatives. my great great someone who served under napoleone as a general (his name is on the arc de triumph. you can see it at the hotel in vegas) and my other great great someone who came to california and got rich by finding gold and on his ( Read more... )

wait. can i be sad. no im republican we have no emotions ( Read more... )

clinton in 1998:

"iraq is one of the major threats for the US. If it is not defeated now it will need to be in the future."

yay friday!!!

things are...fine.

now i just have to keep telling myself that.