Jenny, why do you spurn me so ( Read more... )

ONE DAY
when giraffes rule the world
tv will die
robots will eat you
mice will all be mice
EAT EAT EAT EAT
omg hello kitty
eat
BARK
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

h is for haiku
haha- the cookie monster
"c is for cookie"

Nathaniel Hawthorne
why do you write such bad books?
Mr. Leary- AH!!!!!

homework homework- MAH
giraffes don't do homework- GRRRR
i want to be one

WHY THE HELL IS EATING QUICKLY BAD FOR YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

HELLO ( Read more... )

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RUSSIA

By sam, obviously.

RUSSIA's where I want to GO

RUSSIA's where they get the SNOW

RUSSIA's where they drink the RUM

RUSSIA is home to SOME

RUSSIA's where I do not LIVE

HUGS to Russia I will GIVE

RUSSIAN is their spoken TONGUE

TO RUSSIA I will give my LUNG

GOODBYE America,

GOODBYE HOME

I'M OFF TO RUSSIA (not to ROME)

A Haiku about my ( Read more... )

Alex is the best
Alex hates the school
Alex will kill you all.

Because Alex is an angry god.

catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
never let it fade away.

catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
never let it fade away.

never let it fade away...

OH NO EVERYONE!!!

when someone sneezes, you say "bless you"

but what about when someone caughs, or hiccups? THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY!!!

it really is a crime

so, i conclude, THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING TO SAY

IT'S UP TO YOU

we've got to SAVE THE WORLD and figure out what to say when people COUGH AND HICCUP ( Read more... )