it would probably be luckier if a bird didn't shit on me

i am so tired and working so hard when am i gonna get the chance to start LOVIN LIFEEEEEEEEEE

the new harry potter preview looks amazing!

i have lost 3 kilos, mainly by cutting out beer, hilarious. apparently beer is the calorie equivalent of a meat pie...imagine eating like 5 meat pies every night before bed.... no wonder i am fat anna nicole ( Read more... )

cyan has growned so much. she actually attacked me for trying to discipline her. she literally kicked the shit out of me...

Mile markers seem to call my name and say ( Read more... )

so i think a perfect career for me would be reviewing caesar salads....im pretty good at it

obvioulsy, if i am writing in my live journal, i have something much more pressing to be done....

so for the last two weeks i decided to mung out on every type of food/beer/ hmm i should have just used and 'and' not the slashy, coz i don't have any more alternatives. FOOD AND BEER ( Read more... )

don is such a cunt
never have i met a worse cunt
i try to find the good in him
all i see is a rude old cunt
that wasnt meant to be a poem

im going to melbourne tonight...