Mr. Miyagi is dead. The world is a lot less safe. Let's all do a crane kick in memory of the greatest Sensai the world has ever known.

I don't get it. I can go days without anybody ever stepping foot in my edit suite at work. Yet it never fails that when I release some of the worst smelling farts ever, THAT is when people feel the need to come into my office and talk to me or ask me questions. Today was no exception.

Well, it happened. I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later, and this past weekend it actually happened. I physically vomited due to a dirty diaper. I have gagged a countless amount of times before, but never actually thrown up. I guess there's a first time for everything.

I've never been a big fan of Mexican food. But yesterday I ate at Little Mexico in Westland and it was actually quite tasty. I did, however, have one complaint about the meal. I do not exaggerate one bit when I tell you that the beans that were served up on my plate smelled EXACTLY like a baby's shitty-ass diaper. To be specific, it smelled ( Read more... )

Onions are officially my enemy. They are evil I tell you, pure evil. They are so tasty and delicious, but any time I consume them my stomach feels like it is going to explode shortly after. Death to onions!

I had White Castle last night..............nuff said.

Breaking news!!! Yesterday I took two dukes in one day! The second experience was close to being diarrhea though. So it isn't entirely a good announcement.

Sometimes life has a way of slapping you in the ass. Today would be one of those particular days. If you read my previous entry you would have learned that I burned one of my thumbs during one of my favorite pass-times. Well, at approximately 11:47 AM I was indulging in a tasty lunch consisting of leftover ribs. I heated them up and grabbed a ( Read more... )

Today's bowl movement occurred exactly 36 hours after the previous one. Is that normal? Or should I have gone a couple times by now? I have mixed emotions about today's movement. It was a really good one. It was quick, very relieving, and didn't require a long cleanup process. But on the other hand I burnt my thumb while taking part in the ( Read more... )

Well, this is my first entry into the wonderful world of Live Journalism. I had a bowel movement this morning at approximately 7:47 AM. It wasn't the greatest. I will reveal more details in upcoming entries.