Vier: D is for Damn

[i_keehl_you]

Guten Tag.

It's good to be back in the U.S. Something tells me that I'm, like, fucking destined to do great things here. It took a lot of convincing, but Roger let me come.

Not stinky-ass cream-puff butt munch Near. Ha!

Private to Kurenai- Unhackable

Yo.

Roger said that L's gone. What the fuck?

I wanted to go with the retrieval team, but

Comments

[dexterous_fake]

Shit your back. Did you grow a few inches taller yet? Maybe you can move from the high chair at the dinner table now, runt.

[i_keehl_you]

Shut the hell up, fucktard, or I'll rip you a new one with your girlfriend's garter belt.

I'm happy to see you, too.

[dexterous_fake]

Oh wow, that was pretty lame. Got something a little more intimidating? Gonna have to work on that if you wanna be at my level someday.

I'm so touched.

Private to Mello

[crimsonkure]

Welcome back.

Yeah, some woman showed up claiming to be his mom and sued me for custody. Supposedly there was some situation that got the FBI and the SFPD all giddy and they jet off to gay Paree. I was deemed 'too emotional' to join them.

It's cool, you're welcome to crash with me. There's a spare room you can decorate to your liking, but once L is back we'll be looking into a bigger place.

Re: Private to Mello and Kurenai

[i_keehl_you]

Shit, no way. What kind of situation? Roger told me that he was in some kind of trouble, but it's gotta be serious if he's not out, by now.

"Too emotional?" What the FUCK? Those skeezy assed bastard chode cocksucking douches! You know who else has heard that? ME, MELLO! LIKE FUCK I'M TOO EMOTIONAL!

Yeah. I'll stay with you and help out however I can. Thanks, Kurenai, you are a swell broad.

Private to Mello and Kurenai

[crimsonkure]

Hell yes, would I lie to you? Honestly, all I know is the bitch was treating him like crap, threatening him, and had cut off his contact to everyone. I have the letters he sent me, you can look over them when you get here.

Oh, believe me when I say I appreciate their friendship, but it would have been nice if even one of them had thought to ask me what I was planning on doing. They just jumped down my throat.

I'd appreciate that, truth to be told I like having a full house. You're welcome Mello, you're wicked cool too.

Re: Private to Mello and Kurenai

[i_keehl_you]

Really? That's some gnarly ass bitch. NO MOTHERFUCKER treats L like that. She's gonna get it.

Don't sound much like friends to me. Has L managed to contact you all all? Is he OK?

Thanks. I'm glad that it's mutual.