Fuenf: E is for Earscrew

[i_keehl_you]

I fucking love America.

The land of prosperity and wealth, where all a man needs to make a quick buck is an attitude and a gun tenacity. Not only that, we celebrate the day we bitch-slapped our mother country with colorful explosions. Can't beat that with whips or chains, no, ma'am...

SO. About these classes. Mishima U is no joke, right?

Comments

[ardent_devotee]

That's a...colorful way to look at the fourth of July.

And, of course they aren't a joke! What kind of classes are you going to be taking? I'd be glad to help you with anything if you need it! I graduated a couple years ago, but I love tutoring~

[i_keehl_you]

The Fourth of July has to be colorful, girlfriend! How's it hanging, sweetheart?

Let's see. I'm taking Honors Calculus II, Honors English, Honors Biology, and Judo. Easy stuff, y'know.

[ardent_devotee]

Oh, wow. That's a pretty significant course load. What year are you in?

[i_keehl_you]

I'm a freshman. Funny, right? But I've been working a lot before now.

[dexterous_fake]

Oh holy hell, you turned into a drag queen.

[i_keehl_you]

You're a funny guy, Kankuro.

I want to see who's laughing when I drag you around by your testicles.

[dexterous_fake]

Oh ho, that's hilarious. But considering you look about as frail as a bread stick, I'm not too concerned.

I liked you a lot better when you were twelve.

[i_keehl_you]

Momo loves my bread stick.