Driving tips

[i_need_a_buzz]

The general population seems to have missed a few things about driving. Which is funny considering that cars have been around for over one hundred years now. You think the human race would be pretty good at it by now.

The first rule of the road: Keep left. A number of people seem to have missed this one. Doing 65 in the fast lane with nothing on the

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[i_need_a_buzz]

Idiots on the road wind me up more than almost any other category of idiot

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Almost any other category? What kind of idiots wind you up the most?

[i_need_a_buzz]

Well...

Most idiots are harmless - plenty of them keep out of my way and I will never have to meet many of the world's idiots. But there are a few categories that annoy me:

- Big Brother contestants (or indeed anyone who gets worked up over so little. And I know it's my fault for watching it...)
- Stockton chavs, especially one who drives past with his window open and (crap) music so loud that the surrounding area physically vibrates. No idea how he can hear the music it distorts so much
- People with airhorns at any sporting event
- People with England flags sprouting from their cars. Extra idiot points per flag, and even more for the taxi driver with a fabric flag stretched across his bonnet, flapping madly on the motorway. I hope it flicked onto his windscreen and he crashed into a tree

:-P