I'm hittin' the old literary punching bag again; gots to stay in shape, plus I GOT SHIT TO SAY! Well, nothing important, but hopefully entertaining (we aim to please ( Read more... )

The past two days have been nice...yeah, that's the word to describe them; nice ( Read more... )

Alright kiddos, the next time the U.S. government does something that really gets your goat, remember just how much more civil the People's Republic of China is in their affairs ( Read more... )

So, I ended up NOT taking that baking job at Bruegger's. As if the hellacious 5 A.M. start time wasn't bad enough, being a baker is horribly complicated and taxing. The somewhat disgusting (her clothes were always covered in some unidentifiable condiment or other) and obese manager at the Madeira Bruegger's, Jo-Anne, sat me down to watch about ( Read more... )

Tomorrow marks my first day as a member of the Bruegger's Bagel Company. I'ma gonna bake me some bagels...we gots plain, and cheesy, and blueberry, and then theirs cinnamon raisin, and their will be a "Gibson Special", which will have to involve some combination of pomegranite juice and roast duck ( Read more... )

Well, since I've spent all of my energy today saying goodbyes and writing letters to Megan and Jen...so here's the short and skinny of it ( Read more... )

Well, I'm still plugging away at The Bullsheet...I wrote the cover story and hand delivered today's issue, which was hella cool. I'm sorta pissed though, because I was listening to some Velvet Underground and realized that I should have called this article "All Tomorrow's Parties", but, alas, it was 12:30 at night and copy was already out. Anywho, ( Read more... )

Well, I'm an official paper bitch for "The Bullsheet" at Denison now. This entails acting like Christian Bale in "Newsies" every monday and delivering papers with choreographed song & dance numbers included ( Read more... )

This is a direct excerpt from the journal of former President and "The Great Emancipator", Abraham Lincoln, circa 1859 ( Read more... )

Stuff I've Read: July 2005

Books I've Bought
"Shopgirl" by Steve Martin
"The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson

Books I've read
"Killing Yourself To Live" by Chuck Klosterman
"Shopgirl" by Steve Martin
"The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger

Currently reading
"The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson