I don't care what anyone tells you, you simply haven't lived until you've been kicked out of the women's dressing room at JCPenney's, trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Yeah I know I journaled only a day or so ago (can't really remember now), but sometimes you just feel like talking. I bought a new sweater today, and before any of you go ( Read more... )

I like beans. And donuts. And cheese. And onions. I like eggs too. Scrambbled, boiled, fried, fertilized... Oooooh food. I love food. I can't tell you how much I love food. More than I love anyone. Even God. Last night, I came up with an amazing plan. I decided that, since I love food so much, I should marry food. I began to construct ( Read more... )

I have a confession to make. I have been lying to you all for years now. I was born a woman. I haven't actually gone through the surgery yet, but have been saving for years now and almost have enough. Do you think they can find a penis big enough for me? After all, I've told you all that it is enormously large, so I have to find one now. Oh, and by ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to dye my hair red. I have always considered myself more of a follower than anything, and since everyone else is doing it (and receiving compliments which I want) I think I will go with fire engine red. So apparently, Jen should be my therapist because she helped me to realize that bananas make me think of my childhood because ( Read more... )

Hello all, hope everyone who celebrates easter enjoyed it. Ahhh, I love April. The idea that April Fools should be extended across the whole month was a brilliant one. I am loving it. Already several have fallen victim to my awesomenicity, many more shall follow. People who have either unwillingly sent or received text messages so far are, Mel ( Read more... )

Howdy people. So I may not have told everyone this story, but a few months back I got this threatening call from one of my best friend's boyfriends in which he said that if I didn't stop talking to her, he would kill me. I went to sleep immediately afterwards because I ahd to take my GREs the next morning, but a few days later, I talked to her ( Read more... )

Howdy people. So I may not have told everyone this story, but a few months back I got this threatening call from one of my best friend's boyfriends in which he said that if I didn't stop talking to her, he would kill me. I went to sleep immediately afterwards because I ahd to take my GREs the next morning, but a few days later, I talked to her ( Read more... )

I don't know why I even thought I would be productive over the break. I have attended to my salamanders a bit, but mostly I've been eating and sleeping. OK, not so much the sleeping, but the eating has been great, and almost entirely free. Monday for instance, Griffey bought me the incredible party pleaser at Friendly's (he owed me), and then ( Read more... )

It's weird being on campus when no one else is. I came to school so that i could attend to my beloved salamanders and of course, work out. Thus far, I've been half successful. The working out part was easy, but I saw good old Dr. Cormican and a quick hello somehow lead to a 45 minute conversation in which we discussed my inherent disregard for ( Read more... )

The Part of You That No One Sees
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