LAGUNA BEACH IS FUCKING BACK!!! hahah this is just too fucking much to take in the morning.

and just like that everything comes tumbling down. almost everything is shit and not worth my time thinking about. it's just this big black ominous cloud taking up space in my mind and it's made me numb. i have to say that this summer, save some real genuinely amazing times, has for the most part not lived up to my expectations. i assume that ( Read more... )

My mother is obsessed with the britney spears show and talks about her like she's my sister or something. i sit in a corner with a permanent look of disgust on my face ( Read more... )

so the people at apple tell me that my computer is not able to do any upgrade of any kind, save the memory. i now have hit a brick wall. i'm not upset though cause i still have a dope computer. my mom took pity on my grieving soul and is fronting the cash for a new family computer cause the family comp sucks. she's like do the research and i' ( Read more... )

so yesterday i was all excited cause the sims 2 for mac came out and i've been waiting for a year to get my hands on it. i went to the store and picked up a copy and went to put it on my comp but then i realize that my operating system is too old to run the game. now a normal person would be like fuck that i'll just return the game and get it ( Read more... )

okay so i'm going home from tom's house and i'm on route ten. everything's cool and i'm driving along when from out of the bushes springs a full grown deer. it's places itself right in front of my car. i see it at the last possible second that i can see it and i slam on the brakes and swerve to the left to try and miss it but it was too little ( Read more... )

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okay so tonight ruled. drinking glorious coffee with tom and talking shit about the annoying people sitting around us at morristown diner. i got free coffee and a magical night driving adventure to boot. it was fanstazmic. whore was the secret word of the day and the gas station bathroom was equipped with little human driver stations. to make ( Read more... )

i'm blowin up this week and hopefully next. i don't even feel like summer has started. tomorrow i'm going to spend daytime with my best book buddy alley and hopefully hot dishwasher installer men will come a knocking. i think we're going to bake something and if the installer men are super sexy and muscular they might get a brownie or something. i ( Read more... )

uhhh first MORRISTOWN and now motormouth is in MONTCLAIR (both like ten minutes away from my house might i add) . when is vh1 gonna stop fucking around come to randolph?