I DON'T GENERALLY DO REQUESTS...

[i_speak_in_caps]

...BUT THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT. I'VE ARRANGED A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ENVY. SOMETHING HE DESERVES ENTIRELY. HE MAY DIE COMPLETELY OR HE MAY NOT. VIMES, IF HE DOES DIE, KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT ON YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM ANNOYED WITH HIM, VERY MUCH SO.

AFTER THE PANDEMIC OF A FEW DAYS AGO, THINGS SEEM TO HAVE QUIETED DOWN A BIT. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I

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[freshlybakedboy]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS? ARE YOU DEAF? KAWACHI SAYS DEAF PEOPLE SHOUT. CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME?

[i_speak_in_caps]

I SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS IN WRITING WHAT MY VOICE WOULD SOUND LIKE IF YOU HEARD IT IN PERSON.

[freshlybakedboy]

What, loud?

[i_speak_in_caps]

NO. IT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A VOICE LIKE THE SLAMMING OF COFFIN LIDS. A VOICE THAT IMMEDIATELY CALLS TO MIND WHAT I AM.

[guardingdark]

Good to know. Just don't tell me how it goes. I hope it involves inquisative swamp dragons.

[i_speak_in_caps]

*chuckles* BE ASSURED THAT I WILL NOT.

[j00_suck_god]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

SO. NOT. COOL.

Bastard.

What the hell have I ever done to you? I have never kept you from your work! I never never gotten in your way. EVER.

I hate you so fucking much. Jackass.

[guardingdark]

You must admit, according to your claims you tend to add to his workload.

Don't blame him Death. He just likes taking credit for people being people. It's actually rather noble, when you get right down to it; he tries to make it seem like it's not our fault.

[j00_suck_god]

It is not noble. You just want to gloat, because just for once you're in a better situation than I am. It won't last long! >:[

[i_speak_in_caps]

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM HARASSING PEOPLE ON MY LIVEJOURNAL.

...AND DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN.