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Hungry
Would you believe that all the good eating places are gone from nearby? What happened to all those Gentlemen's Clubs and greasy diners? All we've got now are organic food places, politically correct showgirls and bollocks like that. I feel insulted!
Time to get to work, then... -
Let's See Here
Thought I'd try my hand at poetry. But because I'm the Devil that means it's gotta be so bad it makes your eyes bleed. Still, I'm too lazy to make it all that bad. Let's see what comes out.
A gentleman named Pr.
Was quite a famous Dr.
His daughter sucked
A lot of cock
So presently he Sr.
Wonderful, innit? -
That Was Easy
( Pwnt ) -
The Devil is IN
Yes, I am back and sharper than ever ( Read more... ) -
Stephen Lynch- Priest
I don't know what it is about this that makes me so happy. Got any idea, God? ^_^ -
Y4y 4 t3h 10?d 0u? g0d!!!
[Firefly] Time for my prayers ( Read more... ) -
Hey, Don't it Fit?
What d'you think, Envy? Can I call on you when I'm too busy and Death's a bit too much? <3 What do you think, Death? -
WHAT. THE FUCK.
MARY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?
WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE MY FUCKING TAIL AWAY?!
...I like my tail.
GIVE IT BACK. I'M NOT FUCKING GOING TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME. JUST GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING TAIL RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ALIEN. ( Read more... ) -
And just to piss everyone off....
I LOST THE GAME. NOW YOU DID TOO.
Hahahahahaha!