WHAT. THE FUCK.

[j00_suck_god]

MARY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?

WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE MY FUCKING TAIL AWAY?!

...I like my tail.

GIVE IT BACK. I'M NOT FUCKING GOING TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME. JUST GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING TAIL RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING ALIEN.

Comments

[i_hate_skorts]

Wait . . . this Mary chick's an alien? Is that how sje managed to take all this weird stuff and without anybody notiving?

[j00_suck_god]

She probably is an alien. Fucking so-called-virgin.

What's up with your typing, kid?

[i_hate_skorts]

Well you try tuping right with only obe arm.

[j00_suck_god]

Point very well taken. You can always type with one finger; that way you'll press each key as you need to. :)

[slobberymongrel]

Why would Moony know where your tail is?? We cant even find my tail. Or my paws. Or my snout. Or my ears. Or- or- *sniff* IVE GOT A FUCKING COLD, ALRIGHT?

You're Satan. Cant you, you, throw her into a VAT of something?!

[j00_suck_god]

I really don't know why your fiance would know about my tail, but that's what the clue leads me to believe. Good luck with figuring out what that equation means, because I can't figure out how to thwart that bitch.

No. That asshole, God, made Mary and me equals. We're totally evenly matched. I can't hurt her and SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE MY TAIL. FUCKING SHIT.

[slobberymongrel]

Actually, I got a mate of mine to figure it out- its some sort of complicated nonsense for a pentagram. And well, I thought, pentagram, devil-?? You know anything about where I am?? Er, he is?...Where we are??

Im beginning to think if SHES his henchwoman, there is some serious fucking management issues. Im glad I went through that stage in my life where I sacrificed all my dinner rolls to your people.

[j00_suck_god]

Sorry, pal. I hain't got a clue where your other form is. You sure it's a pentagram? Not some other form with penta in the front?

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~;___________________________________________________________________________________________; OMFG I LOVE YOUR TAIL GET IT BACK GET IT BACK. ;___;~*~*~*~

~♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥~
~*~E n v y k i n s

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[j00_suck_god]

I KNOW! I WANT IT BACK, TOO! MARY'S A BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH. Fucking whore.

;_; I want my tail. I feel so unbalanced without it!

((ooc: filtered because Devil doesn't want people to know how his tail leaves him with balance issues. XDD))

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[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~omg is there anything I can do to help? ;___;~*~*~*~

~♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥ ~*~ ♥~
~*~E n v y k i n s

((ooc: the poor dear XD))

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[j00_suck_god]

Can you convince R. Lupin to give me the next clue? Or we can plot Mary's demise! Or both?

[chocolatehelps]

....Why would I know where your tail is?

[nivhusq]

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